BRIGHTON (MA) -- The hero, a five-year-old Yorkshire terrier named Spotty, saved a 53-year-old woman, her husband and two children from being probed by aliens last Thursday.
In the night from Wednesday to Thursday the Wilk family was woken up by a bright light outside their windows. When they went to see what it was, they saw a “big spaceship,” as the 7-year old son recalled. His father was more precise and explained that they saw an “insanely huge bagel” over the roof. Spotty, who slept in the same bed as Mrs. Leonards, the neighbor, woke up because of this flood of light and ran downstairs in an attempt to protect his sleeping owner.
What he found was “the huge bagel” and four aliens standing in front of it on his neighbor’s front lawn.
The family agreed that the creatures were the most horrible things they had ever laid eyes on. According to the FBI archives, it’s not the first time they operate on Earth. They are known as “the Four Friends”.
They have been connected to some serious crimes committed in the last couple of centuries, including the Kennedy assassination, the execution of Joan of Arc and the theft of the Holy Grail.
Over the years the FBI have been able to collect pictures of these “Four Friends” and have released these to us so the community can help them locate these frightening creatures.
Warning: these pictures may not be suitable for children under the age of 21.
When Spotty arrived on the front lawn and discovered the threat he came in action right away. He started barking until the aliens’ brains started leaking slush-like material. This has already been collected by Mulder and Scully and sent to Grissom for an intensive analysis. This analysis has concluded that the material is highly toxic and that it has never ever been seen before on Earth.With the melting of the brains the aliens were eliminated and could finally be investigated by the FBI, a dream for many of its researchers. And that is how, Spotty the Yorkshire terrier saved the world in one night.
Kristen switching Brits??
You all know Kristen Stewart.
The lovely girl who plays Bella in Twilight?
That girl dating Robert Pattinson?
First one: True.
Second one: Not so much.
A source close to the actress confirmed that she was present at the Troubador concert last week and that yes, she met up with Rob.
But the big mistery was who she LEFT with!It wasn’t with her on-screen love, FYI, it was with his BFF Tom Sturridge!
Pictures confirm the two leaving together and getting in the same car that night.
Sorry Robsten Fans, seems the Nonstens were right about this one…
Brad Pitt suing Salt director?
As you all know, Angie and Brad are a package deal.
Brad gets a hair out of place? Angie kicks the butt of the one responsible.
Angie gets as much as a scratch? Brad goes all Terminator on the one guilty for that crime.
So when Mr. Pitt was informed of this, he allegedly brought director Phillip Noyce to court.
A source informed me that the hearing will be on Friday and they will be asking for a BIG settlement.
I guess having 6 kids certainly sucks the money out of you…
Lindsay Lohan getting special treatment in jail?
Yes! LaLohan has only been in her cell for a day and already is she getting priviledges.
Apparently Dina and Ali Lohan have been there today to visit their (respectively)daughter/sister. That doesn’t sound strange though, right?
Well, official rules of the prison are that inmates only get visitation rights at the weekend.
Check your calendars now. Is it weekend? I don’t think so.
I wonder what the little birdie will tell me concerning the cause of this strange report... Flirting with the guards, Miss Lohan?
Miley Cyrus ENGAGED?!
This news isn’t about someone being sued, or breaking the rules or even cheating on your boyfriend. No, no, this is actually positive news.Different sources have been telling us that Liam Hemsworth is considering proposing to the former "Hannah Montana".
The 17-year-old star has been dating her “Last Song” co-star since they were filming the movie in the summer of 2009.
Aaaww, little Miley is growing up! I’m thinking: HAWAII WEDDING!
I wonder when the song about this particular milestone in her life will come out...
All the problems are made up, by the way ;)
Ask Miss B. anything you want. It MAY be useful...
1) Dear Miss B,
HELP! I’m invisible.
My friends? Don’t have them.
My job? Sucks.
My life is a mess.
I have considered suicide, but it’s too painful.
As you can read I have a problem. I might as well shoplift, not go to class, stay in bed all day, you name it, I’ve tried it.
What should I do to get ANYONE’s attention?
xo Desperate Invisible
Dear Desperate Invisible,
I need to start by saying that you need to get your priorities straight. How can you put shoplifting and not going to class in the same category??
So, now on to your problem.
You’re invisible, huh?
Not so much anymore. You wrote to a newspaper that you’re invisible. You got published. YAY! About your class, just sit in front with a big wig, clown suit and loads of make-up and people will notice you. If not? Then you are LITTERALLY invisible and you can just go around your school being goofy and pulling pranks that NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
I hope I helped you, good luck with your life.
Peace & Love.
2) Dear Miss B,
My problem is simple. I can’t stop eating.
It’s not like I binge eat. No.
I just get spastic and I act like a recovering addict when I don’t have food in my hands or my mouth. That can be a problem since I swim, a lot.
Help me?
Greets,
Hungry Again.
Dear Hungry Again,
Sheesh, that’s a tough one.
Have you ever thought about gum? It’s technically food…
Oh, maybe it’s just the thought of food that makes you go all spastic and addict. Try printing out pictures of food. Any kind of food, such as hamburgers, pasta, chocolate, you name it. PRINT IT OUT!
But if that doesn’t help, have you ever thought of actually getting a life?
Make it your life job to get a girl/boyfriend. You’ll be SO distracted that food is going to be the last thing on your mind. Frustrated that it doesn’t help? Start taking boxing classes and just punch it out of you.
YOU CAN DO IT!
Peace & Love.
3) Dear Miss B,
I’m embarrassed and sitting next to the person who this is about right now. My problem is so big I sometimes can’t even SLEEP!
A year ago I started going out with this guy.
Great and I love him.
But since the start of our relationship I haven’t been able to pronounce his name.
Like, EVER.
I took speaking classes, but NOTHING helps!
Please help!
Thank you,
Tongue Tied Girl.
Dear Tongue Tied Girl,
Aaaawwww, you have a boyfriend! That is so sweet!
Don’t take everything so seriously, it’ll be fine!
Can’t pronounce your boyfriend’s name? It’s not the end of the world, you know?
Look at the world around you, people are dying of hunger, natural disasters are everywhere, there’s a dude that CAN’T STOP EATING!
I understand your need for help, but chillax.
The answer is simple. Talk to him about it.
And not about how guilty you feel or how you love him nonetheless. No, that is SUCH a cliché that I don’t think it even works anymore.
No, ask him to say his name again. And again. And again.
Don’t try to repeat him, just listen.
After a while you will come up with a nickname that will be perfect for you to use around him. But please, do me a favor and don’t name him “Pookie” or “Bear” because if you break up or if you’re at a very formal serious event and you want to talk to him, you can’t scream “POOKIIEEEEE”! That, darling, is what I would call a fail.
Your sleepless nights will end here.
Peace & Love.
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